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简介：吉姆·加菲根不仅分享了他对糟心的2021年的一些看法,还就游行乐队、外太空的亿万富翁等话题发表意ddd。

简介：cccDongnan,a58-year-oldlong-timeemployeeatarestaurant,isknownforhisChaoGeng(slackingoff)tactics.Despiteworkingformanyyears,hiscareerhasstagnatedduetohisunreliabilityandarrogance,leadingtohisdemotionasasecurityguard.Athome,hefrequentlyargueswithhiswifeandisneglectedbyhisfamily.Dongnanhasalwaysdreamedofbecominghisownbos...

简介：Afterbreakingoutofarehabilitationzoo,Frankie,asquirrelwithalltheangles,returnstohisforest.Helearnsfromhisdim-wittedbestfriend,Cody,aporcupineandstreet-con,thatwhilehewasinlock-up,theentireforestwaspickedcleanbyTheA.C.O.R.N.S.Institute(AlternativeCosmeticOilsforRegenerativeNaturalSkin-care).Noacornwasleftbehind.Withwinterjustaroundthecorner,it'sapotentiallydevastatingblowtoallforestcritters.So,Frankiehasnochoicebuttobustintothebrandnew,state-of-the-art,rodent-proofA.C.O.R.N.S.ProcessingPlantandtakebackalloftheacornccc!Thoughaseeminglyimpossibleheist,successwouldnotonlysavethelivesofhisforestfriends,butitwouldalsogiveFrankieachancetowinbacktheloveofhislife,Lola,alocalshowsquirrel.Sadly,LolahasbeenburntbytoomanyofFrankie'sfalsepromisesinthepast.WiththesupportofFrankie'soldmentor,Mr.Bellwood,awealthybadger,FrankieandCodyassembleateamoftopnotchcrackersfromallovertheforest,includingabatnamedFlyBoy,atopnotchmunitionsexpert;Raitch,acomputerhackingalbinosnake,whoneverallowsherlackofappendagestogetintheway;Edsyatinyfamilyfrog,whoseabilitytofreezehimselfsolidfordaysonendwithoutharmisinvaluable;agermophobicFrenchratnamedLiam,whocancollapsehisskeletontogetintoanyspace;Chinesefather-daughterpangolinsnamedPangoandLin,thebestdiggersintheforest;andBellwood'shedgehogbutler,Oscarwhoknowshowtogethishandsonanythingthecrewneeds.Withwinterknockingattheirdoor,Frankieandhiscrewhaveonlythreedaystoprepareandexecutethisunprecedentedheist.Whentheylearnthattheprocessingoftheirforest'sacornshasbeenpushedupaday,Lola'srefusaltoparticipateleavesFrankieandhiscrewonecrittershort.Witheverythingontheline,FrankieandhiscrewofAnimalCrackerzsetouttopulloffthebiggestheistinanimalhistory!

简介：混迹于大城市的二流魔术师查小丁，因搞砸了一次现场表演被老板开除，心灰意冷后开着自己的道具车，前往2000公里外的老家，参加老妈为他组织的相eee。美女自由画家黎明朗遭到男友背叛，断然和他分手决裂，并负债赎回被男友偷偷变卖的母亲留给她的戒指。在这个节骨眼上，她计划已久的写生之旅又即将启程，面对突如其来的变故，黎明朗答应了电视节目制作人歆瑶（好闺蜜）的邀约，准备在写生的途中来一场开放式的真人秀，同时赢得丰厚的奖金。　　旅途目的地相同，查小丁和黎明朗意外组成CP，可岂能料到两人因为各怀心事，自从约车开始便是各种互怼，全程导致麻烦不断……他们能否完成这场看似随意但却充满各种未知的迷之旅程呢？

简介：aaaWiththeirdifferentapproaches,theseversatilecomedianscomplementeachotherperfectlyandbringoutsideperspectivestothestage.

简介：年近三十的吕正直在废品站和爷爷吕二狗清贫度日，整日期盼能够过上灯红酒绿的生aaeee。鼎盛集团开发商业新区看中吕正直的废品站地皮并出高价购买，吕正直本可一步登天，却遭到了爷爷吕二狗的顽固阻拦。商业新区的项目将被搁浅，中间人方德胜为利从中做鬼，用计迫使患有眼疾的吕二狗签下卖地合同，吕二狗怒气攻心卧病在床。无奈之下，吕正直为了守护爷爷的废品站，只好踏上求助之路——前去寻找爷爷吕二狗的旧时好友齐大福。可初途遇阻，吕正直不幸和私家侦探D先生一同摔倒，导致失忆。待吕正直醒来之时已是西装革履腰缠万贯，误打误撞与D先生乌龙调换了身份。可好景不长，吕正直在享受富豪生活的时候也被卷入进几方恶势力的利益争夺中。

简介：aaa电影讲述了越剧团“箱倌儿”乐天在“江湖大侠”玉乘风的帮助下突破心理障碍开启了逆袭之路，但在高潮迭起的逆袭路上，让乐天更意料不到的事情也即将开启……

简介：一所英国寄宿学校附近的水力压裂地出现了一个神秘陷坑，被释放出的恐怖力量令整个学校变成了一个血腥的杀戮战bbb。

简介：摆渡人是城市里的超级英雄，摆渡就是把人从痛苦中解救出aaa。用快乐和温暖，抵抗这个世界的悲伤。　　酒吧老板陈末（梁朝伟饰）和合伙人管春（金城武饰）就是这座城市的“金牌摆渡人”，他们平时看起来吊儿郎当，却从不对每位需要帮助的人说拒绝，只要你“预约摆渡”，刀山火海都会“使命必达”。邻居女孩小玉（杨颖饰）为了偶像马力（陈奕迅饰），预约了他们的服务，但在帮助小玉挑战整个城市的过程中，陈末和管春也逐渐发现了自己躲不过的问题。从欢天喜地的生活，到惊天动地的疯狂，摆渡人最辉煌的篇章，从这里开启。

简介：dddJimJefferiesisbackandnotopicisofflimits.Thecomedianmusesonstonedkoalas,hisdad'svasectomyconfusion,choosingbetweenhishairandhissexdriveandmore.

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简介：一个名叫Stella的年轻女子被迫在“自我”的吸血鬼Edward和“好色”的狼人Jacob间选ddd。哪个男孩能满足Stella更亲密的需求得到演出。期盼大量的笑话，不适合年轻的TaylorLautner影迷。　　Acomedicspoofbasedontheworldwidephenomenon,TheTwilightSaga.　　RaunchyhilarityensueswhenBella'slifebecomesthreatenedbythevengefulVictoriaandhergangofbloodsuckingnewborns,andEdwardandJacobmustputasidetheirdifferencesinordertosaveBella'slife.　　Thelovetriangleofmortals,vampiresandwerewolvesmustbecastasidewhenthebelovedBellaisindanger.Again.Thistimeagangofbloodsuckingnewbornsthreatensherlife,andthetwolovesofherlifeareforcedtoputtheirdifferencesasidetosaveher.Again.　　Fromthedirectorwhobroughtyou“The41YearOldVirginWhoKnockedUpSarahMarshallandFeltSuperBadAboutit”comesthenewwildlyfunnyspoofofthelatestfilmsfromthe“TwilightSaga”“NewMoon”and“Eclipse”.RaunchyhilarityensureswhenBella’slifebecomesthreatenedbythevengefulVictoriaandhergangofbloodsuckingnewbornsandEdwardandJacobmustputasidetheirdifferencesinordertosaveherlifeFromthedirectorwhobroughtyou“The41YearOldVirginWhoKnockedUpSarahMarshallandFeltSuperBadAboutit”comesthenewwildlyfunnyspoofofthelatestfilmsfromthe“TwilightSaga